“Facebook is helpful”

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“Last night, my Facebook newsfeed informed me that 11 of my friends like Chris Belsito, which was helpful, because it made me realize that maybe I would like to delete these 11 people.” – Anthony Aiello, some-time Belsito associate who was recently banished to a tower for harming kittens.

“That would be a wise move. Clearly, they have no taste.” – Chris Belsito

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  The Dream Band Rider

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“I don’t know if you have anything interesting on your band rider or not, but if it were me, I would reqauest to have a picture of a midget puching a cat at every show.” – Anthony Aiello, Collector of Calendars and Alleged Feline Hater

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  Greeting Cards from the Edge

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“You mail greeting cards to yourself? Tell me there is a good reason for this.” – Chris Shamess, Fan of Devil’s Claw

“Yeah, they make me feel good when I receive them. Brightens my day.” – Chris Belsito

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  Dancing Baboon Perhaps?

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“Tell me something funny. Amuse me.” – Chris Belsito

“I’m not your monkey. I don’t dance on command.” – Anthony Aiello, Belsito Associate and Collector of Calendars

(Editor’s Note: This, in fact, proves he is a monkey and quite willing to dance on command.)



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  Punching Kittens

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“Hey, how are you today?” – Anthony Aiello, Belsito associate and collector of calendars

“Do you really want to know? I’m kind of depressed.” – Chris Belsito

“Have you tried punching a kitten?  That always brings a smile to my face.” -  Anthony Aiello

(Editor’s Note: Clearly, Belsito’s choice in friends is not helping his mental state.)

Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 by MBM Staff Continue Reading

  Hair Metal Polio Lunch

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“My new favourite quote. Chuck Klosterman recently said ‘I wish I had the power to give people Polio.’” – Chris Belsito

“Who is Chuck Klosterman?” – Craig West

“Writer of hair metal-friendly books.” – Chris Belsito

“Want to come over for lunch?” – Craig West

“Can’t. That shall be my new middle name: Chris ‘Can’t’ Belsito.”  – Chris Belsito

“Grim.” – Craig West

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010 by MBM Staff Continue Reading

  Winking Web

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“I swear my website just winked at me. Is that normal?” – Chris Belsito

“I was just watching Doctor Who, so I’m inclined to say it’s normal and not to worry.” – Craig West

(Editor’s Note: At times, the Craig’s encouragement of Chris’s insanity is probably just not healthy.)

Monday, April 19th, 2010 by MBM Staff Continue Reading

  Life is Asteroids

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“If an asteroid comes crashing towards the earth, I’m going to blame you.” – Craig West

“I would accept your blame.” – Chris Belsito

(Editor’s Note: Asteroids is still one of Chris’s favourite video games. Just thought we let you know how out of touch he is. )

Saturday, April 17th, 2010 by MBM Staff Continue Reading

  A Friend to Clowns

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“What is that? A business card for a clown?”  – Anthony Aiello, Belsito associate and collector of calendars

“Yes, I have a clown business card. So?” – Chris Belsito

“Funny. It’s just that I have been looking for a clown?” – Anthony Aiello

“I wonder if you could hire a clown to just come to your house on a Saturday night and just hang out?” – Paul Calic, Part-time stalker

“For sure. They could just hang around and get drunk with you. It would be fun.” – Chris Belsito

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  Oil Moustache

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For a musician, Belsito has an unusual selection of things to do during daylight hours. Not many of them are recommended to the general public.

“I am on an oil rig in Edmonton.” – Chris Belsito

“Egads! Watch where you step.” – Craig West

“But my moustache is coming along well.” – Chris Belsito

“I was afraid to ask.” – Craig West

“The guys on the rig are having a moustache growing contest. Not even kidding. So?” – Chris Belsito

“I think you know what you have to do.” – Craig West

“Ok then.” – Chris Belsito

(Editor’s Note: Craig gets points for his use of the word “Egads.”)

Thursday, March 25th, 2010 by MBM Staff Continue Reading