Jay Case

"Born Late"


Jay Case was born much later than the rest of the Belsito Band members, and as a result has never developed fully. Although he is able to walk upright and brush his teeth on a good day, Jay has always struggled and on at least one occasion has been known as the first man down in a fight. In 2004, Jay accidentally sawed off the ends of his fingers as well as one foot. The foot has been reattached, but the fingers could not be fixed, and so to this day Jay plays with a limp. What is sad is that Jay is probably the most talented member of the Belsito Band, in addition to being an acclaimed solo acoustic performer, fronting hard rock gargantuan bigsuit, and is the ringleader of Big Wheel & The Spokes who are famous for their blues, soul and rock based jams. Belsito prefers raspberry jam for the record and has sworn to "fix what is wrong with the boy". Rumour has it that Jay was lured into the Belsito Band as a result of the other four members being sick to death of his vulgar displays of talent, and that there is a plan for the band to go on tour as a five piece ... but to return as a quartet.

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January 31, 2006 Mysteriously on tour somewhere between Saskatchewan and Sault Ste. Marie in his 25th year. Jay Case, beloved live-in boyfriend and burden of Carrie Suriano. Loving father of three Les Paul guitars, four Stratocasters, and several amps. Will be missed by many musicians from all ranges of music in his hometown of SSM, Ontario. Friends will be received at several of the bars, boozecans, and brothels Case was known to frequent. Liturgy of the Sound will take place in Our Lady of Feedback on Wednesday, January 37, 2006 at 11:00 a.m. Cremation. In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to the Chris Belsito Foundation for Musicians Rising On Others Coattails. Relatives and friends are invited to sign the Book of Condolences at www.bigsuit.ca ... wait ... crap ... this wasn't supposed to go up until after the tour ...